SMSs ABOUT VTU

 

MY FRIENDS….. I THINK…. ONE OF THE MOST HATED UNIVERSITY IN INDIA IS

VTU(VISVESVARAYA TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY).

SOME PEOPLE EVEN CALL IT AS "VERY TIGHT UNDERWEAR". THIS PHENOMENAN HAS LED TO CREATION OF LOTS OF HILLARIOUS SMS JOKES ABOUT VTU . HERE ARE SOME OF MY COLLECTION.

ENJOY… I KNOW HOW FED-UP YOU ARE ABOUT VTU… (LIKE ME)

 

a GROUP OF DONKEYS LEAD BY LION CAN DEFEAT A GROUP OF LIONS LEAD BY DONKEY.
-sOCRATES.
WE THE LIONS ARE LED BY A DONKEY CALLED vtu.
fRWRD 2 LIONS.

 

 

sOMEONE HAS RIGHTLY SAID, "a FOOL CAN ASK MORE QUESTIONS THAN A WISE MAN CAN ANSWER."
nO WONDER WHY SO MANY OF US ARE SPEECHLESS DURING D PRACTICALS VIVA....

 

 

eXAM offer:-
bRING A CHIT ON EXAM DAY SCRATCH n SHOW IT 2 UR NEAREST tEACHER & wIN FREE TRIP 2 PRINCIPALS OFFICE & ENJOY 3 YRS VACATION AT HOME....

 

 

bRAIN IS MOST oUTSTANDNG OBJECT IN NATURE
iT FUNCTNS 24HRS 365 DAYS
iT FUNCTNS RITE FRM tIME V R bORN,AND
sTOPS ONLY
wHEN v ENTER THE EXAM hall!!

 

 

nEWTON'S 6TH lAW:
lECTURING IS D PHENOMENON OF TRNSFRNG INFRMTN 4M D NOTES OF D LECTURER TO D NOTES OF D STUDENTS WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH 'D MINDS OF EITHER..

 

 

 

THIS IS THE GREATEST JOKE ANYONE CAN MAKE:

hI EVRY1.aS MY XAMS R NEARBY ON,I HV STARTD STUDYIN N hVE DECIDED NO MORE IN2 MSGING SO I BLIEV U PPL WIL COOPERATE WID ME..tHANX.?

mY HOBBIES:
PLAYING WIT DINOSAUR,
sWIMMING IN TSUNAMI,sKATING IN VOLCANO,
CATCHING BULLETS WHEN SOMEONE FIRES,
fLYING, AND
WRITING vtu EXAMS.....

 

 

 

mOVIES RELATED TO cOLLEGE :-
*eXAMS-kALYUG
*cLASSES-kABHIE kABHIE
*vIVA-eNCOUNTER
*eXAMINATION HALL-cHAMBER OF SECRETS
*eXAMINER-mRITYUDATA
*cOURSE-gODZILLA
*pAPER cORRECTION-aNDHA kANOON
*eXAM tIME-kAYAMAT SE kAYAMAT TAK
*qUESTION pAPER-pAHELI
*aNSWER pAPER-kORA kAGAZ
*mARKS-aSAMBHAV
*pAPER OUT-pLAN
*cHEATING-aKSAR
*lAST eXAM-iNDEPENDENCE dAY
*rESULT-sADMA
*pASS-aJOOBA/cHAMATKAR
*fAIL-dEVDAS
*vACATIONS-mASTI
*sUPPLEMENTARY-aAKHRI rASTA...

 

 

 

 

3MONTHS OF LECTURE! 3WEEKS OF INTERNAL TESTS!
3DAYS OF STUDY!
3HRS OF EXAMS!
3MINS OF CORRECTION IS WAT WE CALL

"one semester!"

 

hAPY sEMSTR XAMS..
"all the best"

 

 

gREAT STUDENTS LIKE US OPERATE ON THE PRINCIPLE OF ROCKETS...
uNTIL AND UNLESS
WE HAVE FIRE IN OUR ASS, WE R NOT GOIN TO STUDY.....!!

 

 

 

pOWER OF VTU STU 2004 BATCH..v ANSWERED 3EXAMS IN 2006..
3RD SEM IN JAN-FEB,
4TH SEM IN JULY,
5TH IN DEC..!
tHIS INCLUDES 18SUBJECTS &6LABS.tATS AN ACHIEVEMENT.