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ಕರಿ ಮೊಡದoಚಿನಲಿ ಮಿಂಚಿನ ಸೆಲೆಯಿದೆ !
ನೋವಿನಾಳದಲೂ ಮುಗುಳ್ನಗೆಯ ಚಿಲುಮೆಯಿದೆ !
ಒಮ್ಮೆ ತಿರುಗಿ ನೋಡು;
ಏಕಾಂತದಲೂ ಯಾರದೋ ನೆನಪಿದೆ !

मुकद्दर ka सिकंदर

दिल में जो आँधी उठी है ;

थमाने की ताक़त ना रही !

इत्तफाक है या मुकद्दर ;

मेरे गम के खजाने में जगा ही ना रही !

Kelasagalu … Manasugalu

ಮಾಡಲು ಮನ್ಸಿಲ್ಲದ 'ಕೆಲಸ'ಗಳು !

ಆದ್ರೂ ಹಿಂದೆ ಬೀಳುವ 'ಮ್ಯಾನೇಜರ್'ಗಳು !

ಮಧ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿತಡೆಯಲಾರದ 'ನಿದ್ದೆ'ಗಳು, 'ಫೇಸ್ಬುಕ್'ಗಳು , 'ಜಿಟಾಕ್'ಗಳು, !

ಕೆಲಸ ಮುಗಿಸದೇ ಹೇಳಿದ ಸುಳ್ಳುಗಳು !

'ಗುರುವರ್ಯ' , ಈ ಲೈಫ್ ಸ್ಟೈಲು ಬೋರು ;

ನಾ ಬೇರೆ ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಅಪ್ಲೈ ಮಾಡಲೇ !

NAANU KO…KO…KOLIKE RANGA

I was browsing through Youtube as usual and this time I was searching for Kannada bhavageete. Suddenly I got a video of Kolike Ranga. A professional, enjoyable, truly humoristic parody of the English song 'Constantinople' in Kannada .. 'Nanu Kolike Ranga' written by the legendary Kannada dramatist TP Kailasam.

 

The lyrics are amazingly, uniquely humorous and sometimes tongue twisting and rhyming and feels good to listen, listen to them carefully else you will miss out something very funny and good to listen. C.R.simha and Ashwath.C have sung it... wonderful piece of a genuine genius.

TP Kailasam the Kannada Playwright who gave humor a totally new dimension by giving it a professional quality touch in Kannada Literature(theatre) through his many plays which depict very professional, sensible comedy. By inducing quality into comedy that revolved around everyday social issues he uplifted the position of comedy in Kannada literature. 

He was rightly called 'Kannada Prahasana Pitamaha' meaning 'the grand old man of humorous Kannada plays' and there is also a popular saying 'Kannadakobbane Kailasam! Hasyakobbane Beechi'(There is only one Kailasam for Kannada! and only one Beechi for humor'.. Beechi was another famed humor writer in Kannada). 

 

Lyrics

 

naanu koLike ranga

konu Linu kenu ranu sonne gaaa…

kakotva Li kakotva ra mat sonneuru gaaa…

idanna haaDakke barde baibiDonu… ha ha ha…

bepnan maga

 

naanu koLike ranga

konu Linu kenu ranu sonne gaaa…

kakotva Li kakotva ra mat sonneuru gaaa…

namma tipparaLLi boran aNNan tamman doD magaa…

 

Naa HuTTid daDDraLLi, beLedidd bayaDraLLi

maduve maarnaLLi, beLegaL HaarnaLLi

nam Shyanbhogayya alde Shekdarappa

ivarelru kanDavre nannaaaaa…

 

Naa HuTTid daDDraLLi, beLedidd bayaDraLLi

maduve maarnaLLi, beLegaL HaarnaLLi

nam Shyanbhogayya alde Shekdarappa

ivarelru kanDavre nannaaaa…

HenDrunnu makkaLnu biTTu, HaTTi adannu biTTu

HenDrunnu makkaLnu biTTu, HaTTi adannu biTTu, bandivni na

nimmunde nintivni na, bandivni na, nimmunde nintivni na

nammaLLi kilaaDi ooonjaaaaa

 

naanu koLike ranga

konu Linu kenu ranu sonne gaaa…

kakotva Li kakotva ra mat sonneuru gaaa…

idanna haaDakke barde baibiDonu… ha ha ha…

bepnan maga

 

naanu koLike ranga

konu Linu kenu ranu sonne gaaa…

 

yettildad banDigaLuru, yeNNeildad deepagaLuru

tombid mysorig bandee…

doD chaukad munde, doD gaDiyarad hinde

kaTinganDil butti tindidde…

 

yettildad banDigaLuru, yeNNeildad deepagaLuru

tombid mysorig bandee…

doD chaukad munde, doD gaDiyarad hinde

kaTinganDil butti tindidde…

al kuduremel kuntidda obb savarayya

yedurge band misemel Haaktan tan kaiyya

YeLtanaNNa, gadarstali, bedarstali

Yey yaaro? Yaako illi anta

Ha Ha naanu,

naanu koLike ranga

konu Linu kenu ranu sonne gaaa

kakotva Li kakotva ra mat sonneuru gaaa…

idanna haaDakke barde baibiDonu… ha ha ha…

bepnan maga

EMOSANAL ATYACHAR

ANKHON MEIN HAI DHOKA

AISA TERA PYAAR

TERA EMOSANAL ATYACHAR

This famous line from chartbuster song from yet to be released DEV D is lingering in my mind from when I heard it. Especially the last two words "EMOSANAL ATYACHAR". First of all intended misspelling, and pronouncing the "EMOTIONAL" word as "EMOSANAL" makes it very Indian !!. And thats the very factor which is pushing me to think alot about this "EMOSANAL ATYACHAR" in our Indian life.

According to me we Indians are "EMOSANAL" by default, rather being rational.(Thats including me. I call myself 'SIMPLE MAN WITH COMPLEX EMOSANS' ).....So I think this Emosanal atyachar funda is the fitting acronym of all thats happening with people here. Politicians rape their voters minds withso many tactics. A famous leader dies and in very next election his wife contests and wins like anything , even though she has no idea what political science(politics) is. She never came out of home before. Even then she wins. People get carried away in the EMOSAN of leaaders death. We are doing Atyachar on India by virtue of our EMOSANS, by selecting non-eligible leaders!!!(???). Girlfriend rapes boy's mind in such a way that, to him 'Everything' looks small infront of her 'Beautiful Eyes'!!!. Boyfriends 'play' with their girls and later use girls EMOSANS to expell them elling that they cannot spoil(?) their parents EMOSANS. Mullas rape poor guy's mind and make him terrorist. Conversionists stripe poor minds with greed of money.

Nobody is pure, Nobody is devine. We all lost virginity of our minds in EMOSANAL ATYACHAR. I don't see any way to stop it. But atleast wear a Condom of rationality on our EMOSANS. Lets be safe and strong in our minds.

Let 'EMOSANAL ATYACHAR' only be a song!!!. Not the definition of how INDIANS(humans) lead life.

LETTER TO PRIMEMINISTER

I received the following mail and I felt this is what I wanted to tell… Go through and tell me what you feel.!!!

Dear Mr. Prime minister,

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

DO INDIA NEED FANATICS?....I SAY…YES WE DO!!!

Any Indian who saw or has heard of Mumbai massacre will be surely thinking the same as me.

We need some fanatics as our leaders. i.e. some people with excessive intolerance of opposing view. And their vision must be growth of nation also. Modi, Bush all are of that kind....they may not be so called secular, rational minded and all....but for the time being we need somebody as strong and arrogant as them ,so that we flush out the terror.

Innocent people may suffer little bit in the process, but we need to compromise. Because if these terrorists are left to do whatever with what seems to be present Government's appeasement policy, lakhs of innocent will die and India will be screwed.